Calling all bike-o psychos
To the editor:
The weather predictions for this Sunday read like something out of Sir Ernest Shackleton’s diary. So if you’re going to ride in Winter Carnival’s most refreshing event, The Blue Buns Wheel-a-Palooza, be sure to wear proper garb for the climate.
For men: Down-filled, ripstop nylon codpiece.
For women: Sheepskin bikinis.
Please pay attention as you ride, and if you find any body parts on the route that froze and fell off, turn them into the History Hut, where they can thaw and be reunited with their owner.
Bob Seidenstein
Official Blue Buns Wheel-a-Palooza Spokes Person
Saranac Lake