To the editor:

With the 2024 election 22 months away, political pundits are making lists of Trump vice-presidential candidates should he secure the Republican presidential nomination or run as a third party candidate. At the top of these lists are Elise Stefanik and Marjorie Taylor Greene. 

As the GOP’s top Trump boot-licker, Stefanik seems the obvious choice. Problem is, though just as ruthless as Trump, she’s smart and the former president doesn’t like smart people. Greene is the perfect choice. Like Trump, she has the IQ of an intellectually challenged chipmunk. 

Recall that QAnon Queen Greene informed us that California forest fires were started by secret Jewish space lasers. Qanon supporters believe the mass murder shootings at Sandy Hook, Parkland and Las Vegas were staged. Greene clarified our understanding of World War II with comments about the Nazi “Gazpacho” police. Speaking of COVID in December 2021, Greene tweeted that “Every single year more than 600,000 people in the U.S. die from cancer. The country has never once shut down. Not a single school closed.” 

When Buffalo Bills player Damar Hamlin suffered cardiac arrest after making a tackle, Greene tweeted: “We need an immediate investigation into why people are dying suddenly from strokes and cardiac arrest across the world. Especially while people are continued to be forced to take #COVID19 vaccines through mandates.” 

A perfect complement to the Trump/Greene ticket would be a campaign manager in line with their intelligence and integrity. Who else but Congressman George Santos — if he’s not in prison by the summer of 2024. Only in America.

George J. Bryjak

Bloomingdale

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Sources 

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Chait, C. (2021) “GOP Congresswoman blamed wildfires on secret Jewish space laser,” January 29, The New York Times, www.nytimes.com 

“Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene on Twitter – ‘Every single year more than 600,000 people die from cancer…'” (accessed 2023) Twitter, https://twitter.com 

“Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene on Twitter – ‘We need an immediate investigation into why people are suddenly dying from strokes,'” (2023) Twitter, https://twitter.com 

Ruan, R. (2022) “Gazpacho police’: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s word soup launches social media frenzy,” USA Today, www.usatoday.com