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The Inseide Dope, by Bob Seidenstein

A soft sell on cells

Last week I wrote about my brother pulling the telephonic rug out from under me. Or to put it in plain English — he kicked me off his family cellphone plan. Actually, I just indulged in something I rarely do — hyperbole. In truth he didn’t kick me off the plan — Verizon did. It ...

Phoney Baloney

It was 0930 on the dot when my phone rang. Of course it was my brother, but how did I know that? Was it because of precognition and clairvoyance? Not at all. I had no need to tap any of my amazing psychic powers, since my brother, who’s as ritualized as the Coldstream Guards, ...

A hands-on education

My last two columns were about various alternative medicines, the first about patent medicines, the second about herbal cures. Though I never expected it, I got a lot of feedback on each column, which prompted me to write yet one more column on the subject. Note: Don’t worry about the ...

Patent absurdity

As a lifelong lover of history, hype and hoax, it was inevitable that sooner or later I’d read about patent medicines. It turned out it happened sooner. As I recall, I stumbled across an article on them in The Old Farmer’s Almanac when I was a pre-teen. What first caught my attention was ...

A stable kind of guy

My pal Russ Sheffrin and I almost have a lot in common. I know the word “almost” doesn’t fit with the term “having things in common.” It’s a black and white issue — either you do or you don’t, right? Wrong! Bear with me on this one, willya? Russ and I are both locals. But ...

Fun times with The Fallout Follies

I was a wee poppet when I first heard of Blackbeard’s undiscovered treasure. And when I did, I became an instant treasure hunter myself. Given who I was, and am, my treasure hunting was neither skilled, systematic, nor energetic. Instead, if I hap’d upon a treasure, fine. If not, also ...