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The Inseide Dope, by Bob Seidenstein

Tawana for president!

When it comes to turning a phrase, no one but no one, turned one better than The Bard, Wm. Shakespeare, hisself. His contribution to the language is incalculable. He’s considered to have one of, if not the, largest English vocabulary. Plus, a huge number of words and phrases were either ...

A soft sell on cells

Last week I wrote about my brother pulling the telephonic rug out from under me. Or to put it in plain English — he kicked me off his family cellphone plan. Actually, I just indulged in something I rarely do — hyperbole. In truth he didn’t kick me off the plan — Verizon did. It ...

Phoney Baloney

It was 0930 on the dot when my phone rang. Of course it was my brother, but how did I know that? Was it because of precognition and clairvoyance? Not at all. I had no need to tap any of my amazing psychic powers, since my brother, who’s as ritualized as the Coldstream Guards, ...

A hands-on education

My last two columns were about various alternative medicines, the first about patent medicines, the second about herbal cures. Though I never expected it, I got a lot of feedback on each column, which prompted me to write yet one more column on the subject. Note: Don’t worry about the ...

Patent absurdity

As a lifelong lover of history, hype and hoax, it was inevitable that sooner or later I’d read about patent medicines. It turned out it happened sooner. As I recall, I stumbled across an article on them in The Old Farmer’s Almanac when I was a pre-teen. What first caught my attention was ...

A stable kind of guy

My pal Russ Sheffrin and I almost have a lot in common. I know the word “almost” doesn’t fit with the term “having things in common.” It’s a black and white issue — either you do or you don’t, right? Wrong! Bear with me on this one, willya? Russ and I are both locals. But ...