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The Inseide Dope, by Bob Seidenstein

Feat of clay

As a wee poppet, my favorite season was spring. Once it hit, any concentration and common sense I had vanished as surely and swiftly as The Lost Tribe of Israel. Meanwhile, school was just a place my body was stuck in while my mind wandered and gamboled about in the woods, hills and verdant ...

A pointed memoir

Being a kid in the ’50s has left me with vivid mid-century memories of things now long gone. Among them are Saturday matinees, spinster schoolmarms, penny candies (that really did cost a penny), huge July 4th parades, and of course fast cars and slow food. But one of my strongest memories ...

You got the fever, I’ve got the cure

So there I was in my office (known to others as Nori’s cafe), when suddenly standing by my table was My Home Town’s premier elfin-hipster himself, Skip Murray. After the usual greetings and questions about what each of us was now reading (him, Henry Miller; me, Ian Rankin), he switched ...

With a lot of help from my friends …

I’ve always been bugged when folks refer to “idea people.” This implies humankind is divided into two main groups — them what thinks, and them what does. Granted, in some giant corporation like Microsoft, there are people who draw lordly salaries for the fruits of their minds alone. ...

A not-very-nervous breakdown

If I’ve got nothing else in my favor, I am a good driver. I’ve had my license for 60 years, have never been in an accident, and have gotten only one speeding ticket, which was in a speed trap. Karma being what it is, I got stopped a couple other times for going over the speed limit and got ...

When is a brace not a brace?

Since it almost always happens Winter Carnival week, I figured this year I’d run into at least one Watchoo. And, sure enough, I did. Though they vary in age, gender, height, weight, ethnicity, sexual preference and everything else, they all have one thing in common, namely they’re always ...