‘The Trump Slump’
To the editor:
Donald Trump the plump chump
Called the coronavirus a hoax?
The Trump Depression is here!
Joe Biden for president, folks.
The stock markets crashed,
Because the GOP choked.
Building a wall won’t help.
It’s Trump’s fault you’re broke.
Trillion-dollar tax cuts for Trump,
But no insurance for the sick?
A pandemic on the loose is now
Sinking our economic ship.
Thousands will die, while Trump
Tweets and golfs all the while.
Republicans, do as you’re told!
Fox News says, “Sieg Heil.”
Don’t wash your hands.
Cough on everyone you can.
It’s all a liberal media conspiracy
To make Trump look bad again.
Sneeze all you please!
“A Democrat hoax” we ignore.
We delusional right-wingers will
Buy from the Alex Jones store.
Nanosilver solutions and other
Various worthless snake oils.
A fool and his money are soon
Parted; idiocy takes its toll.
Trump keeps shaking hands,
Even though he’s not at all young.
If I were Trump, I’d borrow that
Gas mask from Matt Gaetz and run!
Get to Air Force One and fly away
Off to Russia for his final days.
Vladimir Putin can take care of his
Pathetic puppet dotard tool Trump.
We’ll send Trump’s evil brood
(Ivanka, Donald Junior and Eric)
Straight to the White Trash dump!
While we Americans reclaim the
White House from Russian control,
Those Republican traitors will cry,
As they’re kicked out and sent home.