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Recruiting Brothers

To the editor:

Attention: weirdies with beardies, mahsers with stashers, friskers with whiskers:

The Brothers of the Bush want you!

While the Marines are looking for a few good men, we take anyone.

Age, sex, race, gender preference, even visa status are irrelevant. Our only requirement is you want to hoot, holler and boogie your bad self down Broadway during the Winter Carnival Gala Parade.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any excessive acclaim and adoration bestowed on you by our legions of admirers.

For more details, call 518-891-4061.

Bob Seidenstein

Saranac Lake

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