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Horoscopes by Holiday

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). The old way is safe, comfortable and familiar. It’s also boring you to tears. You’ll come up with a new way. Give yourself the best chance at being accepted by privately working out the bugs before presenting.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). The best perk about seeing new places in the world is that it enables you to finally see your homeland for what it is. Contrast is necessary for perception. It takes two eyes to see depth.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Making things too easy for the other person is actually not very nice. This why “no spoilers” is a good policy, and it’s why you should never give an unwrapped gift. The prize is in the discovery.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). The current speed of time is one second per second. Try to stay inside of that, as one might stay inside a car on the freeway; speeding through and yet simultaneously rather still.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Amp up the importance of your goal. If it’s important enough, you’ll relate all decisions to the ultimate vision of that goal. With everything you do, you’ll ask: Does it get me closer?

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’ll spend part of the day figuring out what is best for another person. It’s not so easy to forget all about you and really feel life as the other person might. This is love.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). You take a personal approach, perform with fluidity and leave your audience (whether it be one or 100) thinking: “Who was that, and how can I get more?”

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Cognitive dissonance isn’t something people experience in times of crisis. To some degree it’s the constant. Our brains are wired to continuously deal with internal disagreement. Humor helps. Parts of today will be absolutely hilarious.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You can’t help whom you prefer, though of course it’s only natural to want to spend more time with the one who inspires a warm and reflective feeling in you and less time with the one who makes you work in some way or another.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). When you know you don’t have much time for a task, you tend to give it your deep, full attention. This is why it will help you to set a strict time limit on things that don’t naturally have one.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). There’s a reason why videos of funny dogs and cute kittens are the online refuge of children from ages 1-101. We could all use a little levity and softness in our experience. None will be immune to this need today.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Change always comes at a cost. Lose this, gain that — this is the balance of life. The best is when you wind up trading something you can no longer use for something you can (like what happens today)!

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