To the editor:
This is to the very nice woman who recently purchased a small, colorful pig made out of recycled metal from everyone's favorite treasure shop, Upscale Resale. There was no way that the owner could have known that this pig had recently been reported as stolen from our doorstep. As this little guy holds a special place in my heart, I would greatly appreciate you returning it to the store so that he could come home. You certainly will be reimbursed.